seriously?

"have you met my son, My Dad Is A Total Effing Moron Campbell?"

i hope the school children bypass this kid on the playground... and go beat the crap out of the father...

yeah right

"the software engineer denies he has created the robot for sex"

sure...

note to self

forget eharmony...world of warcraft here i come

don't let this happen to you...

note to self

clean house, learn the english language

"We were like, 'She couldn't have went anywhere...'"

i did not vote

"you can render unto Caesar everything that’s his
you can trust in his power to come to your defense
it’s the way of the world, the way of the gun
it’s the trading of an evil for a lesser one
so don’t hold your breath or your vote until
you think you’ve finally found a savior up on Capitol Hill"

Derek Webb - A Savior On Capitol Hill

http://www.patrolmag.com/times/922/how-shall-we-then-vote

note to self

cancel "kick a mormon" day

*there was a link here about how some kids got in trouble for having "hit a jew" day at school... but it's gone now.

this is sad

seriously. poor teachers...poorer children. so sad.

dallas teachers

i love fig newtons

good God, i do.

in regards to the current presidential race

i keep reading about how the European media said this...and how the Europeans think that...

but seriously...who cares?

note to self

raise kids in Nebraska

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/08/nebraska.safe.haven/index.html

note to self

one day... make sure there is a story about you with this same headline

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/09/30/dnt.fl.man.punches.shark.wsvn

note to self

do not date Alyne Padula

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/soccer/09/25/brazilian.murdered/index.html?cnn=yes

blogging

ooohh...so that's how that works...