maverick rich Texan

guilty or not, he's still a badass

"If you say it to my face again, I will punch you in the mouth"

note to self

porn, predictable plots, and penguins makes you a perv... and may produce a pink slip for your politician partner

"It reported the bill included two adult films, at a cost of £5 ($7) each, as well as two viewings of the heist movie "Ocean's 13" and one of "Surf's Up," a children's film about a penguin."

note to self

move to Japan, work for Canon

go home and procreate...

why should women feel good naked?

because they are naked women.

i didn't read this article... because i already knew the answer.

America is not like the rest of the world

or maybe the rest of the world is not like America... either way, the Th@i king smells... but don't tell anyone i told you...

what if Lese Majeste applied to W?

note to self

"shop" at whole foods

i hope the victim sues for being touched...