why...

can i not figure out how to delete a post?

what about Martin Tupper now?

godzilla

come on. there has to be a reason.

have fun with that

you must have been bored, Gill Bejerano.

How the human penis lost its spines.

photo hunt

i always thought it strange that this illustration of G.K. bore a resemblance to this illustration by Tenniel.

“A flippant person has asked why we say, ‘As mad as a hatter.’ A more flippant person might answer that a hatter is mad because he has to measure the human head.”

Chesteron, G.K. Orthodoxy.

note to self

better put those samoas back...

because 400 pounds is a lot.

fruit preserves poll

i did a quick poll of those currently in my office... and it appears i prefer jam:

preserves: 0%
jelly: 0%
jam: 100%

maverick rich Texan

guilty or not, he's still a badass

"If you say it to my face again, I will punch you in the mouth"

note to self

porn, predictable plots, and penguins makes you a perv... and may produce a pink slip for your politician partner

"It reported the bill included two adult films, at a cost of £5 ($7) each, as well as two viewings of the heist movie "Ocean's 13" and one of "Surf's Up," a children's film about a penguin."

note to self

move to Japan, work for Canon

go home and procreate...

why should women feel good naked?

because they are naked women.

i didn't read this article... because i already knew the answer.

America is not like the rest of the world

or maybe the rest of the world is not like America... either way, the Th@i king smells... but don't tell anyone i told you...

what if Lese Majeste applied to W?

note to self

"shop" at whole foods

i hope the victim sues for being touched...

seriously?

"have you met my son, My Dad Is A Total Effing Moron Campbell?"

i hope the school children bypass this kid on the playground... and go beat the crap out of the father...

yeah right

"the software engineer denies he has created the robot for sex"

sure...

note to self

forget eharmony...world of warcraft here i come

don't let this happen to you...

note to self

clean house, learn the english language

"We were like, 'She couldn't have went anywhere...'"

i did not vote

"you can render unto Caesar everything that’s his
you can trust in his power to come to your defense
it’s the way of the world, the way of the gun
it’s the trading of an evil for a lesser one
so don’t hold your breath or your vote until
you think you’ve finally found a savior up on Capitol Hill"

Derek Webb - A Savior On Capitol Hill

http://www.patrolmag.com/times/922/how-shall-we-then-vote

note to self

cancel "kick a mormon" day

*there was a link here about how some kids got in trouble for having "hit a jew" day at school... but it's gone now.

this is sad

seriously. poor teachers...poorer children. so sad.

dallas teachers