note to self

move to Japan, work for Canon

go home and procreate...

why should women feel good naked?

because they are naked women.

i didn't read this article... because i already knew the answer.

America is not like the rest of the world

or maybe the rest of the world is not like America... either way, the Th@i king smells... but don't tell anyone i told you...

what if Lese Majeste applied to W?

note to self

"shop" at whole foods

i hope the victim sues for being touched...

seriously?

"have you met my son, My Dad Is A Total Effing Moron Campbell?"

i hope the school children bypass this kid on the playground... and go beat the crap out of the father...

yeah right

"the software engineer denies he has created the robot for sex"

sure...

note to self

forget eharmony...world of warcraft here i come

don't let this happen to you...