godzilla

come on. there has to be a reason.

have fun with that

you must have been bored, Gill Bejerano.

How the human penis lost its spines.

photo hunt

i always thought it strange that this illustration of G.K. bore a resemblance to this illustration by Tenniel.

“A flippant person has asked why we say, ‘As mad as a hatter.’ A more flippant person might answer that a hatter is mad because he has to measure the human head.”

Chesteron, G.K. Orthodoxy.

note to self

better put those samoas back...

because 400 pounds is a lot.

fruit preserves poll

i did a quick poll of those currently in my office... and it appears i prefer jam:

preserves: 0%
jelly: 0%
jam: 100%

maverick rich Texan

guilty or not, he's still a badass

"If you say it to my face again, I will punch you in the mouth"

note to self

porn, predictable plots, and penguins makes you a perv... and may produce a pink slip for your politician partner

"It reported the bill included two adult films, at a cost of £5 ($7) each, as well as two viewings of the heist movie "Ocean's 13" and one of "Surf's Up," a children's film about a penguin."